(Source: umiki)

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

telapathetic:

i maybe annoying but at least all my text posts dont consist of selfies

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

I just want to get up already! I have so many ppl to see and meet and things to do and experience! DUDE no way I am settling! I’m so not a cancer, fuck staying at home, fuck morals. So much to do so little time. I waste time I don’t even have and that makes me sad. I need to get up and do something. I’m sacred if I stay I won’t be anyone. I need to get the fuck up alreadyyyyyy

flatsound:

i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.

budvveiser:

Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do


(Source: guremike.jp)

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